A few years ago, during high school, I was getting some-what frisky with this guy I had been seeing. After a pretty intense make-out sesh, he proceeded to engage in some hardcore fingering. Not long after, he asked me if I was storing things in my vagina. When I told him, perplexed, that I didn’t, he got this look of “AHA! I’ve caught you in a lie!” He proceeded to explain that I’ve just confirmed his suspicions that all women store items in their vaginas (as if all women are like kangaroos). He appeared quite embarrassed after I explained to him that what he probably felt was my NUVA RING!
Sexcapade of the Day: Vaginal Marsupial